Due to popular demand, we now introduce our new Squiggly Dialogue Starter Pack.

For just $9.99*, you can have access to five pages of dialogue that was replaced with squiggles!

But wait – if you call now to order, you’ll get all that dialogue for only $5.99*! THAT’S RIGHT!

That’s 1-555-BOU-QUIN, again, 1-555-BOU-QUIN!

*Shipping and handling fees not included. We do not ship to external planes of existence or any addresses within demonic realms.